Payback

Upset about AIG bonuses? Sick of the stock market? Hating Chris Brown? Tired of Obama already? Now you can get some payback and release all of your pent up anger by bringing disaster to their websites. It’s the technological equivalent of drawing devil horns on a poster or throwing darts at your ex-boyfriend’s picture — and it’s a lot of fun.

• Has someone made you mad recently? Find their picture on Facebook and throw some banana creme pies in their face.
• Been laid off? Go poop on your former employer.
• Tired of environmental wackos and their “green” propaganda? Send some worms their way.
• Still mad about the underage Chinese gymnasts winning the Olympics? Have God Almighty zap their site (He doesn’t like liars).
• Sick of Britney Spears? Send a Led Zeppelin attack!

I went to Obama’s site and puked on it. I tore up Derrick’s blog with a chainsaw (sorry Derrick) and nuked Caroftheday.org (I didn’t think Gary would mind since he hasn’t blogged in months). Yes, I’m ravaging the Internet, and I’m having a blast.

If you want to join the fun and rid yourself of some frustration, check out Netdisaster.com. You’ll have to excuse me now, I’ve got to go fry some eggs on Gordon Ramsey’s site — hehe!